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Dan (The Hobbit) Dalzell

    Dan Dalzell known to some as a booze hound, tall midget, Hobbit, or hairy Mexican.   Known to himself as a superstar, woman-izer, sexier than his fat brother and law and the damn fiercest competitor that the Zurich rec league has ever witnessed.

   (Gayzell) a.k.a Dan is an all-round player he drinks, waits his turn in line for the showers, and is very friendly off the ice.   You ask about is play on the ice,  He will make you dizzy in the corners the only other guy to turn that much is his idol Travis Postil. He will also take the biggest guy on from the other team, Dan's heavy shot from the point is similar to the Canadian army, it is there, but it only gets used if it has too.  

   "THE DAN" as he also likes to be called will be back in the league next year  punishing his foe making a name for himself day in day out,  his goal in life is to be inducted into the ZRHL Hall of Fame, to finish life with more hair than his brother and law! And to win the Zurich rec title and games day all in the same calendar year which neither has been accomplished.

   The 17-1 record for round robin play at Games day could possibly make him the most tantalizing gamer out there. But there still remains that dark cloud hovering over his head of 0-7 playoff record that he has to wait one more year to improve on.   That doesn’t get this monster performer down; this only builds fuel to the already massive fire..... That next year under that dark cloud, lays a Champion!

Pierre McGuire for ZRHL.com