Paul "Wannabe" Cooper

Most of you know him as Coop, Snoop Dogg, Smooth, Pipes, or simply Paul, but he is neither..............he is simply a big wannabe. For years every thursday he has dawned his equipment and drove to to Zrock in anticipation of playing in the ZRHL. And every Thursday he drives home, jersey soaked in tears knowing that hes not wanted, he doesn't even live around here, and if he did we wouldn't want him anyways.

Rumour has it that he has finally moved on to the HTHL. Thats right, the High Tech Hockey League. There he has finally been embraised as one of them, a geek, a neard, a technie. Who needs the Zurich hotel, or darts and shuffleboard, when you can fire up a muliplayer game of Doom or Halo 2 over a high speed WAN connection............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

But yet the dream still lives on!!!!!!

His performance or skills have never been doubted, we've seen him grace his pressence once or twice in 3 on 3 tourneys or Bayfield rec, but its his poor ass attitude that stinks. Thinking he is better than everyone because the company he works for has a stock that was near 200 dollars before its split. Or maybe that fact that he can view porn 24 hours a day or can recieve a live update of when somebody else has sent him porn (Jon Keys) from his BlackBerry.

Some of you think of him as a nice fellow, with a subtle demenor and a quiet confidence, but make no joke, if he ever gets to this league, he'll carve up everyone of you and then spam your e-mail account with penis enlargement ads for the rest of your life.

If you ever see him or his aqua dragon, just tell him how cool or good looking he is.....he hates that.

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